City kite

The flimsy plastic bags you get from most every store that becomes litter, mostly when taken by the wind.

Hey what's that trash up in your tree?
Oh those damn city kites are constantly getting stuck in my yard.

by primaldeuce July 22, 2013

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.

Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"

by bob mastodon May 29, 2007

gay as a kite

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

by frumbl June 24, 2019

Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.

Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!

by Sinc29 February 25, 2010

go fly a kite

A nice way to say go fuck yourself.

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!

by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005