noun. - KEN - IT - ALS
The absence of genitals, replaced instead by a soft skin coloured mound, much like a "Ken doll" has hidden under their trousers.
The absence of genitals, replaced instead by a soft skin coloured mound, much like a "Ken doll" has hidden under their trousers.
by matthew badham March 25, 2008
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Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.
Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.
by C MART December 28, 2005
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When the government knows that the American people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics.
Shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. But to call a war a war would mean that the president would have to go to congress before sacrificing our money and lives for his Wilsonian neocon agenda.
As you watch this kinetic military action unfold, just remember that Obama was supposed to be the peaceful alternative. Obama is nothing more than George Bush with more pleasant sounding rhetoric.
When the government knows that the American people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics.
Shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. But to call a war a war would mean that the president would have to go to congress before sacrificing our money and lives for his Wilsonian neocon agenda.
As you watch this kinetic military action unfold, just remember that Obama was supposed to be the peaceful alternative. Obama is nothing more than George Bush with more pleasant sounding rhetoric.
In just the first week, the kinetic military action cost the american taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars.
by monroedoctrinefan April 17, 2011
Get the kinetic military action mug.Adjective - In a relationship, describes an individual male who is especially whipped by the female in ever way possibly imaginable past, present, and future. The male is gradually warped psychologically by becoming a zombie slave to the controlling female, he can no longer see his friends or utilize any form of technological communication... for the female fears he may talk to another being of equal or greater importance to her. The male then becomes an unrelenting jackass across society due to the constant need to cater to the female's every whim. The individual's former friends then start to despise him and eventually abandon him, as he becomes only a shred of his former self and truly becomes her slave by his act of willingly placing his nuts in her trophy case...
Female in relationship= "The ink in this pen you gave me isn't dark enough, I SAID CHARCOAL BLACK NOT JUST BLACK! YOU BETTER FIX THIS OR I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE ANY SKITTLES TODAY...."
Male in relationship: "Oh! I'm sorry baby! I'll go down to the store now and buy some more, sorry I didn't think about it, i was really trying to make you happy this time"
Friends watching relationship: "God that guy is so Kienitz!!!"
Male in relationship: "Oh! I'm sorry baby! I'll go down to the store now and buy some more, sorry I didn't think about it, i was really trying to make you happy this time"
Friends watching relationship: "God that guy is so Kienitz!!!"
by Call It how it is Shun... April 25, 2010
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Get the Kinetic Energy mug.The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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