A mental disease that causes symptoms of stupid logic, extreme sarcasm, stupid references, puns and/or remarks that lead to perfectly sane insanity. May be effects of bipolar illnesses, and/or maladaptive daydreaming. May be contagious, but is not fatal.
by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014
Get the KeShonnagia mug.A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.
Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
by sgegx April 17, 2018
Get the Keyhole Friend mug.Will grow up to be the baddest female alive. Has the best glow up by the age 16. Usually eats lots of food but never grows. Grows up to be thicker than a Snickers. Every man wants her but only one gets her.
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Get the keyshondra mug.A redneck, probably from Texas, smells like after shave or old spice or Versace cologne. They drive a car that is like one of those cars in car commercials that is driven by some old suave middle age man like Richard from Friends or like older James Bond. Possibly an investigator.
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In Rev3:7 ststes in Philadelphia writes ,these things says the Keyone, the Amen-one the one with the key of David.
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Get the keshon mug.When you get two fingers and put the in a womens asshole then getting two other fingers and putting them in her vagina and then twisting your wrist whilst your finger are in her
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