Kevelson

Kevelson is a godly man with a big dick and will always have your back. He is also the sexiest man alive and is often called "sexy beast".

Jose: Hey Kevelson, how can I become sexy like you?
Kevelson: Sorry Jose, you can't become sexy. You have to be born sexy.

Michael: I wish I was like Kevelson.

by UndersizedMexican March 5, 2021

kevea

Kevea is a bipolar introvert...when u first meet her shes nice.

After u get to know her shes crazy af and funny..she doesnt like to socialise much.

Kevea is funny ngl and nice.

by Yallbbytaliyah November 22, 2021

Keventh

Keventh rhymes with Seventh, but with a K. A type of vegetable with a square head the size of a large television. A “dad joke” creator that laughs like Salacious B. Crumb (Jaba the Hutt’s pet). The child no one asked for or wanted. Has never pleased a woman and probably never will. Delusions of grandeur abound, a great poet only in their own mind! To know a Keventh is to know pain and sadness. Being a vegetable, Keventh is androgynous.

To cook a Keventh you need to beat it on concrete for 8 hours and then boil it another twelve, this allows it’s head to soften up.

by Housing 7 November 23, 2021

Keventers

The art of turning around your everyday moments into special treats.

The last day of college was done right by sharing a Keventers.

by Keventers November 24, 2021

Kever

Kever is a person who thinks they deserve the world. They might trick you into thinking they are good but if you get to know them, get the hell away from them.

Kever

by RandomDude.01 June 10, 2022

kevern

A waist of every thing you have ever wanted. He is a small Jewish cunt and shouldn't be trusted and waisted alot of money on stupid shit I hate all Kevern's.

Kevern is a cunt.

by zaddddddddddddy November 3, 2022

Keven

Joe’s boyfriend, often gets pegged (not by joe)

Did you hear he stuck his fist up his arse? What a Keven

by kevenpegger January 28, 2023