Kelling

The act of performing a blow job on another man, followed by having that person perform a blow job on you when you're finished.

Did you see those two dudes blowing each other at the party? They were really kelling it out there.

by Marlins26 September 4, 2019

kelvinator

A person at his peak of a hardcore event caused and continued by that person.

You are such a kelvinator, Kelvin.

by The Kelvinator May 20, 2008

kelvin

(n) an act of violence; (v) to be violent

I got so mad, I went kelvin and threw a PS2 controller in her face.

by gabe m. July 31, 2008

kelvin coleman

A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"

Kelvin Coleman is such a great guy.

by lilSHOWTIME3 October 24, 2009

Kelvin

That one fucking measurement of temperature that nobody uses.

It is 300 degrees Kelvin outside. Don't ask how I know that.

by Asriel🍆 December 6, 2016

Kelvinator

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

by definitionalist August 15, 2011

Kelin

A very smart person with an IQ of over 150.

Is his name "Kelin?"

by LoliPolice May 2, 2021