Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the keelogram mug.Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
by cock_gobblin42 April 9, 2023
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Canadian-born musical theatre performer currently based in the United Kingdom. Most notable performance as Jason Dean (JD) in the 2024 Heathers (West End & Tour) cast. Insanely attractive with a 10/10 jawline.
by freezeurbrain November 19, 2024
Get the Keelan McAuley mug.An Irish guy who is definitely under 5 foot 6. Loves gug and the word "poggers". Had his crush stolen by his best friend but can be funny at times. Thinks that suicide is always an option yet cant bring himself to do it. Calls himself straight yet he has an extremely soft (yet hard) spot for someone by the name of Frank.
by yeehawpoggersgug April 26, 2024
Get the Keelan McLaughlin mug.(pronounced like hecto kilo" a wod that you tell someone is a dirty word, but really, there's no dirty meaning behind it.
"hey alee, last night, trevin got a hecktow-keeloh from this random girl"
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
by kkMONSTERkk May 17, 2009
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