keanu reeves

Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor

You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..

by Michael Webster March 3, 2004

Keanu Minaj

Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all

Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important

by Keanu Minaj November 24, 2021

Keanu-zation

A realization of something so profound that "Whoa" just doesn't cover it. A mind will always be blown when a Keanu-zation occurs.

And then I had a Keanu-zation...maybe Millenials weren't the reason everything sucks after all.

by Rashamon July 15, 2020

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021