Kaneki Ken

He just wanted to go on a date... He ended up physically, mentally and emotionally scarred for life.

Black hair(season one): Sweet boy who deserves the world.

White hair: Badass boy who deserves the world.

Black hair(ending of season three and beginning of season four): Seriously sad boy who deserves the world.

White and grey hair: Sasaki Haise, kind and sweet boy who deserves the world.

Final form: Recovering boy that deserves the world.

Nishiki: “Who’s that black haired guy? He looks depressed.”
Hide: “Oh, him? That’s the most amazing guy on the planet! He’s my best friend, Kaneki Ken!”

by Kaneki deserves better December 18, 2019

kankakee creampress

When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.

Adrian really loves it when Elliott gives him the Kankakee creampress!

by Sickestofthemall April 21, 2018

Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

by Rodeo Fan 94 July 18, 2009

Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.

Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?

by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

kanoka

Kanoka is an amazing person who is fabulous. They need no one's opinion and are great just being themselves. Also they love baked goods. To appease their anger bake them cookies or cupcakes. And if you really messed up bake a giant chocolate cake.

Did you see Kanoka?

No, why?
She was carrying cake. Chocolate peanut butter cake. Someone either loves her or fucked up.

by The musician February 15, 2017

kaneia

beautiful spirit, outgoing and silly, will have your back if you have yours. Has a big heart, very emotional and deep person but you can tell her feelings are genuine. Very funny, Don't mess with her and she wont mess with you. Can be bipolar at times. But all and all shes a lovable person.

some people have kaneia like charater traits

by ka-nay-uh May 27, 2017

Katekarin

Katekarin is a guy with a stupidly massive cock he leaves his girl with her legs shaking so hard she cant walk for days,his cock is extremely long and girthy and he is extremely loyal and kind.

Your boyfriend is a katekarin?lucky you.

by Babtunde11 April 12, 2021