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Kanekalon 

That cheaper, plastic, ass version of human hair extensions.
"Hi! Can I get some kinky hair? Ooo yes sisss! How much is it? 47 dollars? How much is the Kanekelon, you know the chear one? 18? I'll take it bitch."
Basically, Kanekalon is just cheap!
Kanekalon by immatureafricanyouth1 August 14, 2019
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Kakalones 

1. A slang term for testicles.

2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.

3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased
"You better run or I'm going to choke you with my filthy kakalones!!!

"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"
Kakalones by Aco13 March 2, 2017

kanokalover

best person you’ll ever meet i love her sm SHES SO NICE <333 SHE CAN EDIT REALLY WELL TOO AND SHES COOL JUST LIKE HER DAD
kanokalover is v cool😲
kanokalover by soul<3 May 29, 2021

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007
Refers to a person low in education, living in a impoverished area.
I heard Brady is a kankaloo.
kankaloo by HectorSalamanca69 August 29, 2021

Batang Kankaloo 

Batang kankaloo means legitimate citizens of and people residing in Kalookan.
"Mga lehitimong taga-Kalookan at mga taong nakatira sa Kalookan."

Kankaloo came from the reversed word of Kalookan.

"Binaligtad na salitang Kalookan."
Batang Kankaloos are described as hardworking, diligent, loving, cheerful, honest, helpful and compassionate.

"Ang mga Batang Kankaloo ay itinuturing na masisipag, matitiyaga, mapagmahal, masayahin, matapat, matulungin at may aksyon at malasakit sa kapwa."
Batang Kankaloo by Elysam September 6, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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