Kali

The girl who seams sweet and nice on the outside, but actually is the kind of girl who will take your best friend from you, and cause you to be a social outcast. She targets a innocent girl on the playground with her bestfriend, and then takes the bestfriend away. The girl wonders alone for along time, till they both move to a different school without Kali. I have survived a Kali attack, but it took me a year to become social again.
Girl 1: My bestfriend doesn't hang out with me anymore because of the girl!

Girl 2: You must have been Kali'd.
by Megs4000 August 15, 2012
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Kali

A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.
Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 18, 2018
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Kalis

A sexy ass bitch with a fat ass
"Damn who making you thick Kalis"
by BigbootyJudy864 December 12, 2016
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Kali

Beautiful gI'll who loves to be bent over, slapped around and loves to call you daddy. She loves to drink she might even suck your dick for beer. She's the type of girl you introduce to your mom, but not to your dad. She might fuck him.
I think I love kali
Nah man your just drunk

Your dad loves kali
by urmamason87 June 12, 2017
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Kali

Kali is a girl who hoes around not very lady like and acts out of age kali is not very attractive and very messy
She does to much imma call her a kali
by Crazybot494 June 27, 2019
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Kali

This is a girl who has small tits actually no tits looks like a burnt cow and Love’s Nicholas
Kali is a burnt cow
by Kali Hoffman February 06, 2019
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kali pig

A name for a wonderful female cat who's either black or dark brown.
Where did you get that beautiful kitty cat? I got Kali Pig from the shelter.
by Rini323 April 23, 2017
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