Kaize

kaize GOAT G.O.A.T Greatest Of All Time

Hats off to your performance bro, You are the Kaize.

by Kartik Dhaka September 12, 2018

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"

by Necrossis November 18, 2009

Jenna Kaiser

Jenna is stupid hot and attracted to the wrong guys

fdshgkjfnmhofd Jenna Kaiser

by gdfhggj November 8, 2009

kraizer

Most knowledgful person in the World of the Internets. He administrates over 50% of them. He is also the protector of the Mygots Association.

Kraizer Is the protector of the Internets.

by President|Bush April 29, 2005

Kaizerfan

A huge fan of the norwegian rock band Kaizers Orchestra, who almost just listens to that band and go to a lot of their concerts.

"You ain't a Kaizerfan if you ain't got a gas mask."

by Helge Kaizer (?) March 22, 2006

Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.

"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."

by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011