drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.
OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!
by arm&hammer February 20, 2010
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Jamaican Shish Kabob

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.
That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!
by RickySpanish20 January 01, 2015
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bone kabob

a girl sticks a wooden skewer down a mans penis and then cuts it off.
hey cheryl i gave logan a bone kabob last night.

dude i got a bone kabob and it hurt like a bitch.
by bonekabobs4everyone December 28, 2009
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360 Anal Kabob

This is when a person does a 360 and mid-air shoves a kabob skewer up another person anus.
Oh and he was just 360 anal kabobed
by Longbillsmith November 08, 2020
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Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019
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Ukranian Shish kabob

When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.
Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.
by Ukey Joe September 08, 2009
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Naughty Shish Kabob

The act of a man forcing his penis up a womans vagina so far that it comes out of her asshole; the man then uses whats left of his penis to put(stack) more girls on it until there is no penis left, thus creating a shish kabob effect
If someone tries to start something with you and you need a comeback you could say "Your just mad because I can fit more meat on my naughty shish kabob"
by Leroy Stillbeet April 02, 2008
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