jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

Juner

A very angry half asian who can be nice sometimes.

That guy is a total juner

by taylololololol July 19, 2022

junkers

Sexy, stylish and so smooth you could eat cheese of his chest.

A Pimp

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Jubers

A cross between the name Julie and the word goober....so, if you know a girl named Julie who is a goober...you know a Jubers

Dang, Julie...you're such a goober, I'm gonna start calling you Jubers.

by Jubalee March 16, 2009

juberaholic

One who is obsessed with Jelly Jubes.

"gimme that packet." *grabs Jelly Jubes packet*

"I cant help it if im a juberaholic!"

"the first step is knowing you have a problem and you have."

by Sarah to peeps August 12, 2005

Jumber

Then it go

fart fart fart fart fart inaudible noise bruhhhhhh fart fart bruhhhhh fart optimus prime oh shit fart inaudible noise fart okay fart fart. Jumber

by BihAfrica July 18, 2020

junkerey

The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only because the person is a single mom or has a deadbeat husband.

Look at that black hills gold and turquoise necklace she has on. It's so bad, it's junkerey.

by Kelly BRCB March 12, 2007