Julio Jones

Soon to be the greatest wide receiver in all the land.

Julio Jones stated, "I'm gonna stay where home at."

by Oakkymon October 20, 2008

to do a julio

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.

"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"

by KaylitaW November 21, 2011

sneaky julio

When you are sleeping and then wake up to find a dick in your mouth.

I was peacefully sleeping and then woke up to my husband giving me a sneaky Julio.

by CaptKurkadurk May 2, 2018

Julio coolio

A term of endearment for an awesome person; Cool

Hey, look, its Julio Coolio!

by Andrew Gorski January 23, 2017

Don julio

3 fingers in the the stink with none in the pink double safety.

I got Don Julio’d last night! So you had too much tequila? No! I got 3 in the stink but he used a double safety. Lol

by TyroneChilifoot May 31, 2021

Pulling a Julio

Falling asleep at your friends house during sports. The word is derived from lazy immigrant workers falling asleep on the job.

Dude, we smoked so much during the Mayweather fight last night. We looked over during the 6th round and dave was on the couch Pulling a Julio.

by ilanzo November 30, 2009

Don Julio

an alcoholic beverage brand, that makes higher quality Tequila, which is richer, smoother and more bearable than Jose Cuervo or 1800 brands, but also more expensive.

Ray: "Hey Bartender, what are you specials tonight?"
Bartender: "I have any brand tequila shots for $5 a piece."
Ray: "Which one would you recommend?"
Bartender: "Patron is popular but I recommend Don Julio."
Ray: "Why is that?"
Bartender: "Its easier to down and doesn't leave as bad of an aftertaste."
Ray: "Ok, I'll get 3 shots, here's $20, keep the $5!!!!!"

by the_bilz February 12, 2014