Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

Junction Box

A junction box is another word for two adjoining booths in a an adult theater with a gloryhole between them.

The young electrician had relations with a stranger in a junction box.

by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019

Junction staining

Performing oral sex on a beautiful, intelligent woman until she gushes!

Can you do some junction staining for me please :) I need that to finish… -Tammy

by TennisEE October 5, 2021

meat junction

When the tips of penii touch whilst double penetrating a girl.

Yo bitch, i'm gonna meat junction you with my boys.

by cunt-flaps November 23, 2010

Tight Junction

Refers to the simultaneous penetration of a young lady whose orifices are deemed to be in no sense 'slack'.

Good Lord, Jeremy. You, me and this filly have made an extremely tight junction

by Bulling Don January 17, 2013

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018