JP

1.One who likes to smell the same sexes anus, and likes to masterbate with small mellons. 2. love to be shitted and or play with his/her own shit. 3.!! gets off to animals breading.

Man, I caught Jeremy JPing again this morning.

by little brother!!! February 25, 2008

JPS

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

by Action Steve June 03, 2006

JP

Jiggly Phat

man that JP is hanging

by jiGglaY phAt December 09, 2003

JP

Japanese Police. Used extensively by U.S. service members stationed in Japan.

We need to hurry and get the fuck out of here before the JP's come!

by Brian_0847 October 31, 2007

JP

Abbrev. of Jim Parsons

See definition of Jim Parsons

- To be a JP
- To act like a JP

by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016

JP

short for Jewish Pride

He was sportin his JP by wearing his keepa to school.

by Naaa October 25, 2003

JP

A high crime area in Hyannis, Massachusetts, named for General Patton Drive, the neighborhood well known to locals as an illicit drug haven. (This area is not known as GP, as JP likely stuck better as a nickname).

Hyannisport is lovely this time of year, but beware of the east end, especially JP.

by Joel1974 July 01, 2010