Jopping

The act of masturbating as a sport, for both exercise and competition. Like jelqing, but less about trying to improve the length and more about improving the self.

May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.

"Yeah, I started jopping recently! My Joppey has really been helping me improve. It's great cardio!"

by vespabees May 28, 2024

jop moment

A situation where someone in the friend group doesn't respond to someone elses message or messages, despite being online simultaneously or after the moment the message was sent.

Bram: I asked Jop when we would meet at the station around 4pm and he still hasn't answered!

Sibren: What a jop moment.

by bramdeslammergoblin August 29, 2020

Jop

Jop is a name for a person with a extremely high amount of autism. Most of the Jop's are really ugly and smell like poop. He is addicted to his girlfriend.

He takes EVERYTHING WHAT is Said to him offensive. He sucks reallllyy realllyy HARD.Nobody loves the guy(GIRL).
He has no friends and he always plants the car near the plant.

Who is that piece of schit?
Oh him, thats Jop
I have Jop(autism)

by Girly203838 June 26, 2017

jop aids

a decease called jop, niveau 3

i think i have jop aids and i am going to niveau 3

by Jop Aids April 6, 2017

Jopping

oh you think ya big boi, throwing three stacks

imma show you how to ball, you a mismatch

opinionated but i’m always speaking straight facts

throwback, i might throw this on an eight track

cuz when we jumping and popping, we jopping

by diormark October 18, 2020

Jops

Just a word for vagina flaps/lips

Person 1: Hey bro, my salivating jops are do moist.
Person 2: Dude el oh el.
...
Person 2: So are you going to show me or what?

by The Jop Sucka April 25, 2024

Jop

Kanker

Kanker geil jop

by Jop is cool September 2, 2020