The act of masturbating as a sport, for both exercise and competition. Like jelqing, but less about trying to improve the length and more about improving the self.
May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.
May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.
"Yeah, I started jopping recently! My Joppey has really been helping me improve. It's great cardio!"
by vespabees May 28, 2024

A situation where someone in the friend group doesn't respond to someone elses message or messages, despite being online simultaneously or after the moment the message was sent.
Bram: I asked Jop when we would meet at the station around 4pm and he still hasn't answered!
Sibren: What a jop moment.
Sibren: What a jop moment.
by bramdeslammergoblin August 29, 2020

Jop is a name for a person with a extremely high amount of autism. Most of the Jop's are really ugly and smell like poop. He is addicted to his girlfriend.
He takes EVERYTHING WHAT is Said to him offensive. He sucks reallllyy realllyy HARD.Nobody loves the guy(GIRL).
He has no friends and he always plants the car near the plant.
He takes EVERYTHING WHAT is Said to him offensive. He sucks reallllyy realllyy HARD.Nobody loves the guy(GIRL).
He has no friends and he always plants the car near the plant.
by Girly203838 June 26, 2017

by Jop Aids April 6, 2017

oh you think ya big boi, throwing three stacks
imma show you how to ball, you a mismatch
opinionated but i’m always speaking straight facts
throwback, i might throw this on an eight track
imma show you how to ball, you a mismatch
opinionated but i’m always speaking straight facts
throwback, i might throw this on an eight track
by diormark October 18, 2020

Person 1: Hey bro, my salivating jops are do moist.
Person 2: Dude el oh el.
...
Person 2: So are you going to show me or what?
Person 2: Dude el oh el.
...
Person 2: So are you going to show me or what?
by The Jop Sucka April 25, 2024
