by Rarerocker March 23, 2019
A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah
Omg it's Jonah the cheese man
by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse March 21, 2018
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by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017
a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)
by marieella January 17, 2020
Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.
by JDHC03 May 21, 2020