Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018

Jonah

Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!

Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(

by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011

Jonah

A mentally challenged, shell shocked hedgehog.

Man, that Jonah really looks to be mentally challenged.

by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017

Jonah

a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)

Ella: Who is that hot guy??

Ava: That must be a Jonah

by marieella January 16, 2020

Jonah

In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.

Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»

by Ll1123 July 10, 2019

Jonah

Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.

You: "What's a Jonah?"
Me: "Read the paragraph above you"

by JDHC03 May 20, 2020