Jonah

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.

“What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked

by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

Jonafaggot

Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.

Jonafaggot is a gay faggot.

by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019

jonalis

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭

Jonalis is thick smart and the best

by Lerenda January 6, 2019

Jonah Marais

Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing

Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone

Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one

Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t

Girl 1: then he is gonna be single

by Heaven1827 April 7, 2019