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johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him
yo johan kinda gay ngl
by ventilover69 May 29, 2023
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He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.
Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"
by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023
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A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.
Oh your acting like Johan.
by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023
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a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.
"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"
by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024
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Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night
I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan
by Dormanor June 5, 2024
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Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 22, 2025
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