Opposite of nerd. Nerds can't be jocks and vice versa, since jocks usually have little or no interest in books and nerds have little or no interest in gyms.
-Dude, have you ever saw Erik Everhard face ?
Nah. Who's that ?
He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"
Nah. Who's that ?
He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"
by Alastis March 25, 2006
A Jock is someone who is a male and fits at least three of the following:
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
A: After careful observations, I have determined that Nick is in fact a shit-faced jock.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
by flackaflamesobama June 19, 2011
a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006
by joe May 02, 2004
Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007
by Åffe October 09, 2020