elise jason

the hottest bitch in bmore

elise: hi
bystander: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT AND I WANT YOUR BOD

by redhair April 25, 2005

Jason

Jason is an amazing guy.

He is a guy of which most people would wish to have in their lives. He loves you so much and is not afraid to say it.
He often overthinks things and thinks that he’s doing something wrong when he’s not
He loves to be reassured and loved but feels as if he could never be and that if he ever was, people would try to ruin his relationship.
Jason is a very sarcastic person when it comes to people he dislikes, Ex’s, and odd situations
He has been through tough times but he always manages to get through them.
If you ever go out with a Jason then be prepared for “I love you so much” every single day

Jason is am amazing, kind, witty, sweet, honest, loyal, gorgeous guy

by Maxine Gonçalves January 29, 2019

Jason demink

A boatswains mate who really wanted a Navy Achievement Medal

All Jason Demink ever wanted from the Navy was a NAM.

by Boatswain plane mechanic December 18, 2017

Jason Kelce

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.

“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”

by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018

jason genao

A sexy person who is amazing at acting. Is on the best show ever On My Block now streaming on Netflix. He’s 20 and he’s really good at acting he did a really good job on the last episode of on my block which is now streaming on Netflix. So you should check out because if you haven’t seen it your missing something

Jason Genao did a good job acting for on my block

by Mybbyjason May 18, 2018

Jason Mayo

Jason Mayo is an intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.

"Hey look it's Jason Mayo, the intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.

by Supjakd January 30, 2019

Jason Sanders

The best NFL kicker. (And the goat)

Falcons Fan: Younghoe Koo is the best kicker!

Dolphins Fan: No you are wrong Jason Sanders is the best kicker!

by JasonSandersBiggestFan March 31, 2021