Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

by BobDaBich January 31, 2021

Jebus

Another/alternate word for Jesus

Jebus Christ Sally ,get a hold of yourself

by August7997 May 22, 2016

Jebus

A word used for when something strange is going on

HOLLY JEBUS WHAT IS THAT!?

by Cheese man 96 June 30, 2021

Jebu

Someone with bad luck

I can’t believe that happened. You’ve got the luck of a Jebu.

by L1745 November 22, 2021

Lord Jebus

Lord Jebus is the highest person in the herakie of god.

"Have you seen that guy over there?"
"Yeah... holy jebus he looks dumb af"
"Praise Lord Jebus"

by Lord Jebus August 22, 2017

jebus cricky

A way to say: "Jesus Christ" if you're Australian

"JEBUS CRICKY THATS A BIG SPIDER"

by Bruh_M0ment August 1, 2023

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i leik jebus

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020