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jizz list

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)
"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."
by Robbie December 20, 2005
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Jizz Fart

When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs
Sally always Jizz Farts whenever Johhny comes in her butt.
by Germish January 19, 2010
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Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
by Carly Wild June 19, 2008
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Jizzable

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable
by Jizzdup November 19, 2007
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Ghost Jizz

The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
by Southview1028B October 13, 2011
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Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010
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jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008
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