jaesean

Long dick

Dang he has a long dick he must be jaesean.

by Kansas , big one , ding a ling May 21, 2016

Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020

janehead

(n.) The female version of dickhead.

Marie Antoinette was perhaps the biggest janehead in all of European Herstory.

by smellyrock February 7, 2007

Janessa

Janessa is a very fine girl, she is very real when she talks to you💯 She has a lot of guud style and she loves to the her eyebrows. She also has a BestFriend named A giselle

Janessa is very cute and she funny.

by Mina2x October 18, 2019

Jayesexual

Being sexually attracted to people who love to chill, have a good time and enjoy themselves(Jaye).

Anaka is sexualy attracted to Shegun because he's always having fun and spending. She is Jayesexual.

by NaijaShark December 1, 2020

Tek Jansen

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007