january 24

People born on this date ifs the best boy / girl to date they are also classed as the cutest people ever however it is a day before Robert burns day and a month after Christmas Eve

Evie: OMG she is so cute she must be born on January 24

Evan: yea I really wanna date her

by Allie Reid October 14, 2019

January 25

The most beautiful girls are born on this day. January 25 is when the best people are born.

Where you born on January 25, because you're stunning.

by J_J_Poo November 9, 2019

January 8

This is the best day ever. if you were born on this day just know that you were basically born on the best day. your cute, funny, maybe not that smart, but that’s ok because you are SWAGGY.

dang she must be born on January 8 because she is swaggy

by jessocurrrr October 16, 2019

January meme

A low-quality meme. It generally comes to prominence in January, as the stress of both the end of classes and Christmas fades away and the quality of the Internet degrades as a whole. You know what I'm talking about, those beginning of the year memes that make no sense but are funny for like a day because no spicy memes are out yet.

gosh dammit, remember that old January meme Ugandan knuckles? ugh made me want to kill myself

by NoUrGay December 1, 2018

January 5th

The finest and most thick girls were born today. People born in January 5th always put a smile on your face

Sarah: ugh! Why couldn’t I be born on January 5th like Zoe?!
Marcus: Sarah stop being a jealous bitch..

by SheDoesn’tEvenGoHere! October 19, 2019

January 23rd

National give a girl your hoodie in exchange for her scrunchie day.

National give a guy your scrunchi in exchange for their hoodie day

Hey it’s January 23rd give me your hoodie here’s my scrunchie

by Hailey2paris January 22, 2020

January 17

If Your Birthday is in January 17 Well Your In Luck Because Your Friends And Teachers Would have to Give u 2-5 or more dollars for Your Birthday :)

Damn I Wish It Was January 17 So I can Get paid 😞😔

by Fellow E-Soft October 22, 2019