jammer

To simultaneously wank whilst taking a dump.

James had work in ten minutes so he had to have a 'jammer'

by fruitbasket** July 24, 2011

Tennesse Log Jammer

The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.

"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"

by SMPrider February 15, 2010

Jammer

The point scoring position in rollerderby. she earns points by passing the opposing teams blockers.

Did you see Kill Basa whip Pain Austen past Desepticon? Man, Pain is one badass jammer.

by Pain Austen October 16, 2006

pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer

I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt

by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013

jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004

Jammer

A term used on the street for a percocet.

Hey Ronnie, you got any clue where I can find some jammers?

by killak July 5, 2020

Jimmy-Jammer

Colloquial for Condom

Don't forget to wear a jimmy-jammer so you don't get that bitch pregnant.

by AIDSCARRIERX December 20, 2006