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Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.
Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
by Spano_13 June 7, 2010
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Jamaican Bake

to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother
by KCeasy October 15, 2009
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jamming

To jam is play jazz on a musical instrument such as the saxophone; or to rock out to your favourite music artist by yourself or with others.
"So are we jamming on thursday?"
"I'm jamming, what are you up to?"
by kate February 23, 2005
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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Jammin

Chillin out/Hangin out
Im jus jammin
by 3da aka Dejavu June 5, 2004
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fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.
her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007
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jamaicón

Slang word for homesickness used by Mexicans. Mexican soccer defender José "El Jamaicón" Villegas felt sick regularly when abroad.He missed his hometown and his mother´s food. He even claimed once that his wife was ill in order to escape a training camp. Hence, homesickness was refered to as "el jamaicón" amongst mexicans.
le dió el jamaicón
está duro el jamaicón
by Omar Iturbe July 4, 2006
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