Jalapeno Popper

When a man is about to go down on a woman after eating something spicy

Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.

by Go To Church September 9, 2014

figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together

figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much

by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023

jalapeno deep

Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.

Dude, your sound is dope! Record label-ready, not so much; but jalapeno deep all the way!!!

by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Jalapeno Bull Frog

When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.

Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog

by anonymous January 4, 2024