A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
by DSatch December 30, 2009
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ya man, this kid in my physics class totally billy jacked out the 2nd floor window in the middle of lecture. i think he was on pcp.
dude. you're on pcp.
dude. you're on pcp.
by trickyleg June 21, 2011
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Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
Get the John Jacked mug.A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.
This may or may not be a good thing.
Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.
This may or may not be a good thing.
Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.
Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.
or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!
or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!
or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.
or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!
or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!
or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!
by ozelement October 18, 2010
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Get the jacket boner mug.Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.
Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020
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