jackmat

Jack-off Material
Similar to HazMat (hazardous material), jackMAT is any erotic material that one can refer to while jacking off. This material may come in the form of porno, mental imagery, or many other forms.

Just watched J-Lo on stage, that booty gave me enough JackMat for weeks

by DaveDabate May 31, 2011

jackanory

one who feels obliged to talk copious amounts of verbal diarrhoea.

this is what a jackanory might say "this morning i woke up then ate my breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs, sausages...........then i left the house and missed my train, the next train was cancelled, the next train was full and.........."

by neil mcnaughtan December 10, 2008

jackanory

"okey- dokey", everything is fine but not perfect it good be better

"He's got morning glory and lifes a different story
Everythings going jackanory" -Blur "Country House"

by myyo August 21, 2006

jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

by Jx2 May 9, 2005

jackaneeb

The most pure tank on RuneScape

1 attack, strength and prayer? It must be JackaNeeb!

by JackaNeeb August 4, 2007

Jackanese

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

by _Murray_ November 9, 2012

jackmail

When a musician uses info he gathered in confidence through assumed trust uses that info to further himself and his career. Combination of jacking and blackmail.

Don't share that info with him or he'll jackmail you for a booking.

by goodluckcharles September 6, 2017