Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.
Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence
by jakezeller January 9, 2020
Get the Are you jacking me off? mug.a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
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Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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Get the jacking the dog off mug.when a male tug and pulls on his attachment until thick, oozy liquid comes shooting out of the sometimes small part of a males body. But if your names Jonny, said attachment is huge.
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I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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