Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.

*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*

by chewcyees September 24, 2023

Isela

Isela, A sweet,kind,loveable person well be here when you need them.Lights up your day when you need them.A person you can trust with all your heart.Never lets you down no more anything.

Person:Dude did you hear about Isela
Other Person: Yeah shes amazing

by Under Cover Girl January 25, 2020

Icelandic Women

Most beautifuol women in the world! Famous for their beauty! Men go to Iceland just to look at the women!!

Julia is one of many beautiful Icelandic Women!!

by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006

incel

a bitchless loser

"You got your girlfriend a birthday present? Fucking simp. If she were my girlfriend I would've given her air and told her to go make me a sandwich."

"which is why you don't get any bitches you fucking incel"

by wetfartinhumidweather January 14, 2023

Isbel

A fun, cheerful, and positive person to be around. Loves to listen to music, and is attracted by the retro era. She puts all of her attention to the things that she loves, but she doesn't know how to spread her love equally. She is an amazing cook, very creative, and has a smile that can relate to sunshine. She will also take secrets to the grave. But, tends to lack on family orientation.

Isbel is a person that loves life and everything in it.

by theanalyzers June 24, 2012

Icelandic Icepick

The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.

Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.

Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.

by Dr. Pickles January 29, 2009

iceland

Iceland vs. Canada?? god help you. As one higly ranked officer on the u.n.army base in Keflavik said: "We, and the rest of the world should be thankful that this nation does not have an army and is peaceful, because specially trained navy-seal go partying downtown Reykjavik,and if they have an attitude towards the locals and go looking for a fight, they get beaten up by teenagers!! The vikings are alive but peaceful, but don´t give a drunk one a attitude, because they don´t know what it means to run away and don´t care about getting hurt, they just go berserk (another word for viking). It´s a matter of pride for them, imprinted in their genes. An army of Iceland would be without a dought the best fighting force of the planet, but as the acient warriors, they understand that fighting and violence is not the way to live. But when they drink all that can be easily forgotten, and they do drink alot.
Just look at the cod-wars. Icelandic coastguard-ship going head on in a game of chicken with huge british warships, and simply dare-ing them to use their guns. And of course the Icelanders never backed, never gave up, and won these "peaceful"-wars three times in a row!"
....so Canada? Don´t mess with what you know nothing of, ´cause you might hurt yourself in the progress.

Iceland : named the land of ice so people in overcrowded cities of Europe wouldn´t flock out there. Some say the best kept secret of the world.
Greenland: named so to attract people in Iceland to move there, but it didn´t work but the name stuck.

by sindri October 2, 2006