Ion Hazzicostas

Ion Hazzicostas is the Game Director on World of Warcraft and is balding slower than my marriage is falling apart and faster than asmongold

Ion Hazzicostas, why are balance so sheet

by Zarkeven November 25, 2019

Vasâle Ion

Vasâle Ion is a Romanian way of calling someone when they are extravant or based. This is especially used to compliment a very based religion teacher

-Hello,Ce faci bre esti un Vasâle Ion!
-Da? Înseamnă ca sunt foarte bazat,bengos,extravant si mirobolant
-Da,esti un adevarat Vasâle Ion

by Verișoara June 6, 2023

Ion be caring

Phrase originated in New Orleans by Messy Steddy to let people know that they really don't care about what they are doing

I smacked the piss out of bald head fish! Ion be caring!

by LateNightEater April 27, 2017

Ion Cannon

Orbital weapon

Ion Cannon Ready

by Extreme June 19, 2004

Fizzy Ion

Pumice used to scrub one's balls or the balls of a significant other.

I was in the gym the other day. This guy in the locker room was giving himself a Fizzy Ion. 'Beet joined in when it was his turn.

by el Presidente the DalaiBama2 August 7, 2009

ion even

Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.

"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"

by I'm chait October 17, 2011

dirty ion

When fucking a girl from the back, using her shit as lube

Man, i ran out of lube so we decided to just do the dirty Ion

by YODDLEYODDLE May 5, 2020