spank my shit

My boyfriend said it to me

¨imma spank my shit when i get home¨

by bensgf October 3, 2023

Juggle my shit

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation

I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.

by Flacido Domingo December 18, 2008

bun my shit

Feeling a girl up

“yooo I’m finna bun her shit tonight.”

“I want you to bun my shit.”

by bittykitty6969 May 8, 2018

rock my shit

to get your ass beat

"i'd let her rock my shit" "she rocked my shit"

by number1jiafan January 2, 2022

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010

my shit's in pieces

The exact opposite of having your shit together.

I would go to the Kenny G concert with you this weekend but I have to run errands instead - my shit's in pieces.

by Andrew Rng October 8, 2011

Pissing my shit

Another way of saying "pissing me off" use especially when really pissed.

ps... just wanna say, i made this phrase :D

1: He couldn't get it in, it was pissing my shit.
2: My little brother was pissing my shit today.
3: Stop pissing my shit or I'll kill you.

by nshamster October 22, 2010