The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 6, 2017
by Tatsux March 28, 2011
Monsters Theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large breasts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) There is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large breasts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their breasts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. The theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. Monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombshells on the world.
Example: Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the gym? Man, those were huge!
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?
by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015
Have you heard of Lockhart's Theory?
by InquisitiveNinja April 18, 2019
The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.
According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.
by ZenWolf187 February 9, 2009
a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
by dawordspecialist June 25, 2007
On Apr 10-Jul 2, 2019, I was watching One Punch Man Season 2 when I found something strange. In case you didn’t know, many people from that show were eating demon cells to turn into a monstrous, powerful creature. That when I noticed a key detail. The Demon Cell. This looked exactly like something that would cause a huge change in the world a few months later. Covid. I can confidently tell you that the creator of this show knew about this when he first started planning this. He wanted to try to warn the people watching the show but the message couldn’t go through, causing what is happening today.
“It is up to I, to solve the legendary One Punch Man Demon Cell/Covid Anime Theory”-Random Anime Lover
“Nice”-Michael Rosen
“Nice”-Michael Rosen
by SasorSauce December 16, 2022