tube

A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.

Damn, that guy is a fucking tube!

by JoeWriter November 14, 2005

tube

see choob

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

tubes

titties that actually have pubes.

Sue is my girl and she has some bushes around each nipple.
Sue has a case of the tubes.

by Chadbeccar August 20, 2007

Tubing

Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.

Sally was quite turned on by the idea of tubing with her boyfriend.

by Savka Mladenovich May 03, 2004

the tubes

Another way of referring to video sharing site YouTube.

When I was browsing the tubes last night I found a hillarous video of a fat woman being stabbed in the eye with a fork.

by ArgonEnigma September 03, 2011

Tube

Similar to saying something is tubular. Tube is a shortform of the latter. Means what you are talking about is very unique, special, exciting, or good.

For example, one could use "Tube" in place of cool in almost any given situation:

"That new gyroball that Chris got is pretty 'Tube' eh Matt?"

Tube cannot replace cool in the following situation:

"The temperature of the air is cool" - meaning chilly or cold

by BJLOVE{bob} March 11, 2004

Tube-in it

Non-specifically looking for a good video on Youtube.

Being on Youtube.

"hey what are you doing"

"just Tube-in It"

"that's cool"

by Kevin flet May 20, 2007