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impussable

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
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Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.
"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"
by TCW00dy March 16, 2004
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impossibleh

The French for 'impossible'. Used in English for emphasis
Luke getting an A in his GCSEs is IMPOSSIBLEH
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impossibleize

President Roosevelt declared war on the Japanese Empire to impossibleize—as improbable as it seemed to most observers—it's growing stronger, invading, conquering, and occupying the United States of America. Remember, "a stitch in time saves mine, meaning my ass," said a young taxpayer, and "it's better to be safe than sorry" said a taxcollector to a tax-evader who worked as a stocks and bond trader.
by but for October 25, 2017
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impossibler

impossible cause ilym”
“impossibler cause ilym than that”

“its impossible to love Dabi because his dick is burnt”
“its impossibler not to love him because his dick is burnt”
by vore_Leo December 19, 2018
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Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
by Jurmy February 8, 2020
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(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator

The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an natural born skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: It is impossible to imitate The Imitator.

Coined in Ibiza 2020.
The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an innate skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: “(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator.”

Coined in Ibiza 2020. Where dance floors have been in close comité and most faces became familiar.
by Jay C Gil November 19, 2020
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