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by Blue Couch Mike Chilton February 29, 2020

Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.

My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.

by dvnwind April 6, 2010

illegal love

when a a girl/guy likes someone way over there age group

man you know shante i heard she like that 19 year old! but shes 12! wow thats some illegal love

by shante666 January 18, 2008

illegal crush

the act of a minor crushing on one much older than him/her (and secretly enjoying every moment of it)

Shaniqua is 16 and has an illegal crush on Jamal, age 24

by confusedchild999 November 2, 2009

illegal pan down

much like illegal pan up, when you jack it to heterosexual porn, and the camera pans down while watching the sex, and the camera is way to close the dudes balls and grundel , usually ending with camera focused on the balls, as opposed to the hot ass girl getting fucked

Damn I like the way (insert name here) ass bounces when she gets fucked ... (illegal pan down) ugh gross now his balls are on the screen gross, damn you illegal pan down

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

Illegal Bootymeat

1. An extreamly hot minor that, with sexual encounters, will result in a trip to jail.
2. An underaged girl with quite the attractive body.

1. Senior1: Holy shit dude! That freshmen is sexy as hell!
Senior2: Dude stay away, that's that Illegal Bootymeat.

2. Miley Cyrus

by Andy Orem November 20, 2009

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010