Idiosuicide

The act of committing suicide unintentionally due to ones own stupidity.

RDJ - "Whats a good word to describe the acts of idiots who do epic stupid shit that results in them killing themselves?"
Me - "Oh, you mean idiosuicide!"
RDJ - "But can you use it in a sentence?"
Me - "Yeah, That dumbass was trying to commit idiosuicide when she start fucking with that crazy bitch with the shovel."

by Jolliwood December 9, 2014

idiotstack

A person so dumb that their idiocy is equal to that of a theoretical pile of fools.

Jerome: RIP to the survivors of 9/11.
Jackson: What??!?!?! You idiotstack!

by NoOneCares! February 26, 2015

Idiosecond

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.

Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!

by Meghadeep September 2, 2016

idioser

Both an Idiot and a loser that when multiplied together become a new form of retardation. An Idioser carries the traits of a complete dumbass and is a disappointing piece of shit except. When multiplied together the results are extremely dangerous. WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOSER AT ALL COSTS

WARNING WE HAVE A LEVEL 10 IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. I REPEAT THERE IS A IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. LOCKDOWN IS IN COMMENCE

by Ovendid September 22, 2018

Idiotsticks

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

Idiosecond

That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.

As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.

by InquisitiveBanana April 15, 2020

idiotsplaining

Transcending the unnecessary that is mansplaining, idiotsplaining is when a total idiot attempts to explain something to another individual that knows the subject matter much better than they do. Examples include a man idiotsplaining how women’s reproductive organs work; an antivaxxer explaining to an epidemiologist how herd Immunity works and; an uneducated conservative explaining socialism to a political science grad.

Did you read that’s stupidity on Jane’s Facebook wall?

Oh yeah. That dude was totally idiotsplaining to her what happens during her period

by D-troiTech January 1, 2021