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I WIll Have TO Smack YOur Back And Leave It Out On Seen 

I don't even have your water bottle 

your mum i have fucked 

Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

ihaveyourkidsinmybasment 

He’s honestly the best person you could ever meet. Spend every minute with him while you can please. He’s special and limited edition so treat him well. I honestly feel bad bad for you if you aren’t close friends with him

Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic
“ihaveyourkidsinmybasment Is my favorite person

“Same!”