Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 17, 2021

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Did I fuck

I didn't (emphatically)

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"

House mate 2: "Did I fuck"

House mate 1: "For fuck sake"

by Joost911 May 17, 2011

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Did I Stutter

When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?"

Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...

Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart.

John: What did you say?

Jenn: Did I stutter?!

by Sidez July 11, 2008

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Did i ask

Saying did i ask is like saying you don't want people to talk to you. and is used when you don't want to talk to someone and you don't know what ignoring someone is mostly used by little kids from the age of 9-13 thinking they are cool.

Eddy: Well my life is messed up
Random annoying little kid: Did i ask?

by KaliUser420 September 07, 2020

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Did I ask?

The most fucking annoying shit I’ve come across, if you use this, you’re a fucking stuck up boring old middle schooler with no friends. And to help those who come across these types of people just say “Do I care whether you asked? No.”

Example of Did I ask?

Omg my dog died today.
“Did we ask? No”
“Do I care no? So pipe that shit down”

by an0nnnnnnym00uss June 09, 2020

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