Hypercon

A person who needs to shop to feel normal,although they have enough,they are compelled to keep going to the shops to buy stuff.Usually found with others waiting outside shop entrances way too early before the shop has a chance to open.

It's only7am in the morning,look at how many hypercons there are outside Woolworths.

by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

hypercroniac

When your a hypochondriac and you stoner

gez That girls always sick and high . She’s a hypercroniac?!

by Idontfuckingcare January 27, 2020

hypercringe

When cringe reaches a critical threshold and you invert yourself through a hole in spacetime.

"I often cringe thinking back on dumb things I did in the past, but social media influencers make me hypercringe so hard my organs disappear into a wormhole."

by goodcopfuncop October 18, 2021

hypercare

Usually when your boss doesnt want you to screw up a project post launch.

So we just launched with a partner who is going to give us a lot of money so make sure you give them the hypercare service.

by guavajuice88 January 20, 2022

hyperfoodilate

Inability to breathe due to overeating.

"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"

by hmcdesq March 16, 2022

Hypercritical

Hypercrit

He is so hypercritical

by Gamerbearfr November 3, 2022

hypercrisy

Holding someone to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

The fire department says I have to cut this brush or they'll shut me down. Environmental protection agency says if I cut this brush they'll shut me down. So I'm moving, I can't deal with this hypercrisy.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022