Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

hurtley

The awesomest awesome the world has ever known. They are also really good with computers.

"hey man my computer isn't working"

------"call a Hurtley"

by the hurtley September 16, 2013

Nic Hurler

Someone who pukes after using a nicotine product, typically a juul.

friend #1: man. jacob needs to lay off that juul onna g.

friend #2: how come dude?

friend #1: every time he hits the juul he always ends up puking his brains out, he's such a nic hurler.

by FredTheFriendlyFarmer September 25, 2019

Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

Keep Busy Stay Humble

A phrase coined by a famous philosopher from the PA area. Keeping busy is part one requiring that you stay busy but not too busy as you can never be more busy than humble. Part two requires you stay the exact amount humble as you are busy.

Henry: Ben handjob really keeps himself busy by beating off on the neighbors patio furniture?

Vince: Man I warned him, he needs to keep busy stay humble.

by Hdoc June 22, 2021

Humble Brag

A form self promotion where the promoter thinks he is, almost subliminally, bragging about himself in the context of a humble statement or complaint. Everyone listening thinks he a jackass.

I am exhausted from my two week vacation to Hawaii. I need a vacation.

Nice Humble Brag, asshole.

by RodStickwell March 12, 2011

agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008