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Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus October 24, 2008
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Pizza Hangover

When copious amounts of pizza have been consumed too close to bed time, thereby dehydrating you as you sleep and rendering you feeling hungover the next day.
A: You look like ass today man
B: ...Yeah I slept like shit
A: Pizza hangover?
b: Yeah
by MedicMike87 December 16, 2011
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COD hangover

a COD hangover occurs when you play call of duty so much that the next morning you are, tired, irritable, your eyes feel like they'll explode, and severe headaches... this often occurs with college students who have classes the next morning
Dude i'm gonna have a COD hangover, i gotta be up at 6:45 to go to class
by m1sfit September 2, 2010
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evelyn hugo

“have you heard of Evelyn Hugo the iconic actress from the 1960s?”

“why yes of course! who hasn’t?”
by genyalinastanaccount April 26, 2021
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Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.
by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020
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hungover breakfast

The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, couches, and beds, and after you all have those "I shouldn't have smoked that because now I'm drunk again" cigarettes, you all head to that little restaurant that's only a blessed five minutes away. Really, none of you are capable of traveling any farther than that anyways. While most of you sit with your heads in your hands, one of you is too hungover to eat, another thinks it's a good idea to eat a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes at 10:30 in the morning, and the waitress (the same one you see EVERY Sunday) has realized by this point that she might as well just leave pitchers of water on the table rather than having to keep coming back to perform refills for your incoherent asses (clearly, she has seen your group for the last 100+ Sundays!). Inevitably, the conversation at the table doesn't really make much sense but is completely hilarious, and after you've left and it's much later in the day, the whole ordeal seems like it happened yesterday, rather than just this morning.
Dude! That hungover breakfast of a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes totally put me back in the game!
by Karoliana December 20, 2008
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hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.
CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.
by racinqueenn July 27, 2014
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