Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.

"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."

by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011

Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

by CrystleJex April 9, 2019

California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010