Hoving

Hoving is an add-on for when you call someone an idiot.

You could say it nameless... like: You're such a hoving, but its more fun to call someone, for example someone called Arjan: You're such an Arjan hoving.

by KeesvDijk April 23, 2006

hooking a brother up

not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez

John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"

Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"

by Rabaat March 9, 2009

Hoofing

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011

hooping

To play basket ball at a park after midnight....

Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...

by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009

Hooping

Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.

"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"

by baza69 March 29, 2009

Hoofing

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.

Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.

by RainbowDashBrony October 19, 2011

bull hooking

While the woman is giving a man head the man sticks his index finger in one nostril and his middle finger in the other nostril of the woman and pulls down trying to gag the woman with his dick.The woman will make mooing and grunting sounds like a bull as she is trying to pull away.

Last night I was bull hooking a fat hiefer while she was sucking my dick!

by Lance Rooten Tooten December 27, 2008