Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019

Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011

hottness

when something is awesome, cool, fantastic, etc.

that bitch is such a whore, but her shirt is major hottness

by Genni June 21, 2006

Hooties

1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".

" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."

by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006

Hotness

Means very cool or something is very hot(like cars. girls, ect.)

O man that show was mad hotness

by Dante Danzy March 19, 2005

Holliness

The feeling of ultimate happiness that only Holly can bring on. If your 'Happiness' was caused by Holly then you call it 'Holliness'. Not many people get to experience holliness but those who have say its one of the greatest feelings a human can have.

Person1: "How are you feeling this afternoon?"
Person2: "I'm filled with holliness and on top of the world!"

by quimy9 July 6, 2010

the hotness

something that is new and cool, usually an omprovement on something that used to be cool.

Yo, this remix is the hotness.

by ben renner July 2, 2005