Monkey Hoops

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

by John Swingdice April 5, 2011

Captive Hoops

Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.

Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.

Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.

A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Ape-Hoop

another name for the sport known to many niggers as "basketball"

"Hey, wanna go play some basketball?"

"Nah, Ape-Hoop is for jiggaboos and Larry Bird."

by Grogan5149 January 26, 2010

hoop dream

A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.

Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.

by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010

dirty hoop

Where a woman doesn’t wipe her bottom properly leaving a dark stain around her anus.

Morning nige how was that bird last night?
Yeah she was alright she had a right dirty hoop tho!

by Jamie jokes November 6, 2020

boob hoops

The game characterized by one attempting to successfully flick a paper football into a woman's cleavage.

Kyle: "Score! I just got ten points on Carolyn in boob hoops."

by Booberella123 March 3, 2008

Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.

by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009