hookerness

the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services

Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.

by pinball tony March 22, 2009

Hooker

Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.

"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"

by Andy Valentine April 16, 2006

hookers

fun

That game of twister sure was a boat load of hookers.

by Retard McJackass June 1, 2003

Hooker

When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough

Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore

by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010

Hooker

Something that hooks.

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker

by OniHere May 26, 2018

Hookerism

A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.

"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."

by Kirann January 18, 2008

Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"

by im to poor for a name March 30, 2009