the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services
Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.
by pinball tony March 21, 2009
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Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.
"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"
by Andy Valentine March 13, 2006
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When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough
Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010
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I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker
by OniHere April 14, 2018
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A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.
"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."
by Kirann January 17, 2008
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Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.
Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"
by im to poor for a name November 16, 2008
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